I was in one of those beach bathroom changing rooms, and everything was going fine.
They saw me do a guitar solo while my chode backed me on base.
By the time I got out of the water, I was exhausted, so I just lay down where I got out, and went to sleep.
I came out and toweled off.
I'll start: I wear pajamas when I go to bed but no underwear underneath.
The internet suggested that shaving was a bad idea, as it wouldn't get rid of the crabs, and would only make the itching worse, as you have shaved junk.